" The truth is a matter of circumstances. It’s not all things to all people all the time. 
And neither am I.

@ the guardians of the galaxy london premiere 

Impulse control has never been my strong suit… (x)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

"I want my personal life to be personal. And I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were fucking, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel? It’s none of your goddamn business."


sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

make me choose: stonerclone asked
Orphan Black or Orange Is New The Black